1. Get lots of junkmail...get on every junkmail list you can find.
2. get a small paper roller to roll your junkmail into log sized rolls.
3. Get a woodstove. Get it now before the snow flys and everybody gets a load of their October home heating bill.
4. Burn your junkmail for heat.
leadfoot, I'd agree with you but my PC wont fit into the mag rack below the TP roll.