Oh... FUDGE!
So... what the hell does that really mean?
Isn't that really just a way for all of you self-righteous, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, ba$tards to say...
Oh... *******!
...in front of Mother and the rest of the world?
WHAT THE HELL IS THE DIFFERENCE???
Do you really think that your Mother and the rest of the world is that stupid?
Doesn't it all boil down to the common understanding and application of the "word"?
Oooohhh... I see... Mother refuses to interpret the intent behind the word and chooses instead to think that you are simply calling for a confectionary treat... even as you sit there, bleeding to death, because you cut your forking leg off with a chain-saw.
As you sit there bleeding to forking death... Mother brings you some lovely Fudge... (what can I say...)
I'm really sure that your Mother really knows what "fudge" really means when you say it the way that you say it... in fact, I'll bet, not only does she know what you mean, but... now, hang-on... this could possibly be a stretch (but I really forking doubt it...)... I'll bet that your Mother has actually done that fudging "fudge" thing!
OMG! Can you believe that??? Mother?
MY MOTHER???
As an aside, I'll bet you hundreds of dollars to doughnuts, she even gave a header, or two, in her day... not necessarily to her husband! Damn! Imagine that!
Ron is right... it is all *******! Nothing but *******!