OT : Friday Humour

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my Head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the Face.'

'Yes,' the class said.

'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
Position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'

A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.

Kids are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . …

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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It's still Friday, so let's keep this on page 1

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EDIT: Sorry dudes, but 1st day off in 3 weeks, + just found out my Dad doesn't need another heart stint...

OkiePC said:

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