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iknowsomeplc March 11th, 2019 01:13 AM

Funny phrases a PLC Automation engineer want on a T-Shirt
 
Being an Automation Engineer for quiet long time, what will be some funny phrases you want to wear on a T-shirt? I recently developed a hobby to design some T-shirts. Any input welcome.

5618 March 11th, 2019 03:03 AM

I want a shirt with a knockoff logo of “intel inside” that says “intj inside”. It’s only applicable for about 2% of the general population, but that proportion is much higher in the engineering community. “intp inside” might suit the intel logo even better.

Anyone wondering what this is, search for Myers Briggs.

I could make one myself but I haven’t gotten a round tuit - another possible shirt of “tuit” in a circle.

cardosocea March 11th, 2019 03:12 AM

"That's your control system."

"The program stopped working."

"There's an awful lot of valves closed on that hydraulic manifold."

"iFix?? No, you fix."

"Rockwell, others may do the same, but none will cost more."

I'm sure there are others...

travispedley March 11th, 2019 06:52 AM

"It never did that before..."

"It's been running for years, the program must have changed"

"PHD in programming around mechanical problems"

Combo March 11th, 2019 06:58 AM

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/automation
https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/automation
https://www.thebalancesmb.com/funny-...quotes-2892767

:-)

JZerb March 11th, 2019 07:07 AM

"because mechanical engineers need heroes too"

Ken Moore March 11th, 2019 07:55 AM

Artificial Intelligence will
NEVER overcome
Natural Stupidity.

dwoodlock March 11th, 2019 08:45 AM

"I don't know what happened"

gclshortt March 11th, 2019 08:54 AM

What happen to let the smoke out?

Elcan March 11th, 2019 08:58 AM

Customer only sentence via phone/email: the PLC stopped working, fix it!

Lynx777 March 11th, 2019 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ken Moore (Post 809989)
Artificial Intelligence will
NEVER overcome
Natural Stupidity.

2 thumbs up!

DavidSr March 11th, 2019 09:19 AM

It should Work

illibilli March 11th, 2019 10:11 AM

Nothing is more permanent than a temporary solution

Rockfordmfg March 11th, 2019 10:34 AM

Favorite operator response:
"We didn't touch it. It just quit working"

Favorite question from an old maintenance guy:
"Did it tear up or just quit working?"

Rockfordmfg March 11th, 2019 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by travispedley (Post 809978)
"it never did that before..."

"it's been running for years, the program must have changed"

"phd in programming around mechanical problems"

+1


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