jdbrandt
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I've been in the business most of my adult life, and I think I've heard about all of them. The funny part is that when people say these things, they think they are being clever, coy, original and sincere. I thought this would be a fun thread to watch.
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First Place Prize nominee: "We need a quote to do this one machine over here, but we have (fill in any large number) more machines JUST LIKE it in (our plant/this division/this country/this company).
Honorable Mention: "You can have this job right now, but you'll have to reduce your price by (fill in any large number) percent, or my boss won't let me cut the P.O."
Add your own in your replies.
First Place Prize nominee: "We need a quote to do this one machine over here, but we have (fill in any large number) more machines JUST LIKE it in (our plant/this division/this country/this company).
Honorable Mention: "You can have this job right now, but you'll have to reduce your price by (fill in any large number) percent, or my boss won't let me cut the P.O."