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Old March 11th, 2019, 10:42 AM   #16
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This one is a bit dated but anyone familiar with serial comms will get it:
“Try swapping pins 2 & 3.”

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Old March 11th, 2019, 10:43 AM   #17
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Nothing is more permanent than a temporary solution
lol, I like that one.
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Old March 11th, 2019, 11:42 AM   #18
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PLC Programmers are really in control.
PLC programming is the ladder to success.

Those need some refinement ... I need to think of more...something about a ladder that goes in a circle, or an infinite loop. My ladder is an infinite loop...need more coffee.
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Old March 11th, 2019, 11:42 AM   #19
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Bits stopped Byting!
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Old March 11th, 2019, 12:10 PM   #20
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Bits stopped Byting!
At one place I worked we used to say

Timers timing
Counters counting
Bits Byting..
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Old March 11th, 2019, 12:36 PM   #21
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Soooo many funny quotes
I will try to make designs soon...

What about this?
" I speak ladder Logic Language"
" Ladder Logic - the ladder only to climb down - never to climb up!"
"Move that word a bit and latch it"
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Old March 11th, 2019, 01:47 PM   #22
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I like Ron Beaufort's signature line...2 B or not 2 B.
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Old March 11th, 2019, 02:46 PM   #23
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I want a shirt with a knockoff logo of “intel inside” that says “intj inside”. It’s only applicable for about 2% of the general population, but that proportion is much higher in the engineering community. “intp inside” might suit the intel logo even better.

Anyone wondering what this is, search for Myers Briggs.

I could make one myself but I haven’t gotten a round tuit - another possible shirt of “tuit” in a circle.
Just made these designs... Check out and let me know @5618 this is what you want?

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Old March 11th, 2019, 03:55 PM   #24
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This has to be the best thread yet.
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Old March 11th, 2019, 04:18 PM   #25
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“Try swapping pins 2 & 3.”

If it still don't work swap 2 & 3 again
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Old March 11th, 2019, 05:07 PM   #26
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Someone has a signature line something like "Cycling power is a sign of weakness." That might be good on a t-shirt.
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Old March 11th, 2019, 05:23 PM   #27
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"Cycling power" was a clue on Jeopardy! last night. I howled, my wife didn't get it.
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Old March 11th, 2019, 06:43 PM   #28
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When I had my SI and contracting business, I made this t-shirt for my field techs (it was during the time when the "priceless" commercials for MasterCard were on the air a lot):


"Bits twiddled: $5/hour
Bits twiddled CORRECTLY, $priceless."
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Old March 11th, 2019, 06:54 PM   #29
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I submit my avatar. Replace "Answers by Steve" with "We do three kinds of work here".
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Old March 11th, 2019, 07:22 PM   #30
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I always wanted a shirt with this on it.
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