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Old March 11th, 2019, 09:09 PM   #31
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Yup, that’s what I had in mind. I just ordered two.

Here’s one only this crowd might get: I see dint people
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Old March 11th, 2019, 10:05 PM   #32
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“Stranger: What do you do for a living?
Me: I am a controls engineering mechanical welder electrical programming purchaser carpenter technician.
Stranger: is there anything you don’t do?!
Me: Toliets.”
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Old March 11th, 2019, 11:58 PM   #33
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These links are not working for some reason.
Here is the new link to check the designs https://teespring.com/stores/funny-logo-parody-shirts
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Old March 12th, 2019, 02:26 AM   #34
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Old March 12th, 2019, 05:36 AM   #35
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How about the classic:

There are 10 types of people:
Those that understand binary
and those that don't.
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Old March 12th, 2019, 05:54 AM   #36
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Programming error? You mean user error...
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Old March 12th, 2019, 06:07 AM   #37
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Old March 12th, 2019, 06:26 AM   #38
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ID-10T Error


This can be applied to me on most days.
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Old March 12th, 2019, 07:37 AM   #39
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How about the classic:

There are 10 types of people:
Those that understand binary
and those that don't.
Really classic Manglemender
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Old March 12th, 2019, 08:12 AM   #40
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ID-10T Error


This can be applied to me on most days.
Its better masqued as ID TEN T.



one to add.

No, the program has not changed.
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Old March 12th, 2019, 08:34 AM   #41
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Problem lies between
keyboard and chair.
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Old March 12th, 2019, 12:24 PM   #42
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Problem lies between
keyboard and chair.

That one is also referred to as "the PICNIC principle"
(Problem In Chair, Not In Computer)



I strive to make my programs idiot proof. But the universe keeps coming up with greater idiots.






Different versions of that concept exist, most would require an XXXL size shirt:


Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy:

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.


Attributed to Tim Cook:
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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Old March 12th, 2019, 12:57 PM   #43
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I actually had a machine operator ask - when the crankshaft on a press broke and the bull gear hit the floor:

"Do I have time to get a coffee?"

Just add a cute cartoon of some massive damage.
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Old March 12th, 2019, 01:02 PM   #44
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Me: I am a controls engineering mechanical welder electrical programming purchaser carpenter technician.
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Me: Toliets.”
“Stranger: What do you do for a living?
Me: I own an industrial automation company.
Stranger: So what do you do?
Me: I clean toilets.”
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Old March 12th, 2019, 01:48 PM   #45
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This applies to a lot of professions:
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