How do you describe what you do for a living?

[ojz0r]

Originally Posted by I_Automation

...lazy people were the ones to think of ways to do things easier, faster, cheaper, etc.

Originally Posted by VAN

Isn't this a Bill Gates quote - I will always give a lazy person a difficult job, because they'll find an easy way to do it.

KISS.
Easy <> Simple, so im not sure that that is a good move.
From what i've heard the Windows operating system is a molten mess of spaghetti code.

[Lamrion]

Originally Posted by Aardwizz

I work very hard to be lazy. Thus I automate as much as I can: machinery, operators. Even myself

I guess there is no easy work in out world. So we should to work hard

[jolton]

technical prostitute!!!!

[QvixoteRoux]

I tell people were to put the wires and answer a lot of dumb doubts everyday




It would be long to explain everything

[dburnum]

I used to do more machine automation and now do more process automation. So I usually respond as "Process Automation & Controls Engineer".
Usually, they don't ask too many questions beyond that. My father often told me, "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, blind them with bull$h1t."

[I_Automation]

I'm also in charge of p***ing off everyone.



I reconnect alarms, stop operators from using shortcuts, make the operators take all the steps they are supposed to take, etc.


A shop I was working at was getting a QS/ISO audit and I was asked to see my job policies and procedures to get audited - I said there wasn't one business in the world had that had written policies on P.O'ing the rest of the employees.

[geniusintraining]

Originally Posted by jolton

technical prostitute!!!!

hmmm so your saying you get paid, most of us just do this for free