What's the funniest joke you've ever heard about your industry or type of business?
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Ken Roach
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J= Joketeller
A = Audience
J, holding up his index finger: "What's this ?"
A: "Um, you're number one ?"
J: "It's a man in a bar, ordering one beer."
J, holding up two fingers in a "V" sign: "And what's this ?"
A: "Two beers ?"
J: "It's a Roman, in that bar, ordering five beers."
A: Groans, rolls eyes.
J, holding up middle finger in universal offensive gesture: "And what's this ?"
A: "**** you. Seriously."
J: "It's a PLC programmer, in the same bar, ordering FOUR beers !"
A: "Please don't explain that."
J, wiggling thumb: "Two to the zero power...."
A = Audience
J, holding up his index finger: "What's this ?"
A: "Um, you're number one ?"
J: "It's a man in a bar, ordering one beer."
J, holding up two fingers in a "V" sign: "And what's this ?"
A: "Two beers ?"
J: "It's a Roman, in that bar, ordering five beers."
A: Groans, rolls eyes.
J, holding up middle finger in universal offensive gesture: "And what's this ?"
A: "**** you. Seriously."
J: "It's a PLC programmer, in the same bar, ordering FOUR beers !"
A: "Please don't explain that."
J, wiggling thumb: "Two to the zero power...."
ndzied1
Lifetime Supporting Member
How do you make a small fortune as an independent PLC programmer?
Start with a big fortune and keep working until its whittled down.
Start with a big fortune and keep working until its whittled down.
Bit_Bucket_07
Member
Q: Why do programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?
A: Because OCT31 == DEC25.
A: Because OCT31 == DEC25.
Ronnie Sullivan
Member
Doctor, I keep having urges to cut big power cables up.
Don't worry, it's just a phase you're going through
Don't worry, it's just a phase you're going through
Peter Nachtwey
Member
Dilbert: The Knack
So that funny but.... I have referenced this several times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zVXC84KzL8
We have Dilbert calendars at work
So that funny but.... I have referenced this several times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zVXC84KzL8
We have Dilbert calendars at work
Rube
Member
Big difference between SOME and 235 pounds.
Everyone has some - but the industrial engineers, quality engineers and production engineers are a different story. Nothing bad thought about the Electrical Engineers, Mechanical Engineers, etc. that know what they are doing and come up with things that actually work. [I hope you noticed which 'engineers' I used cap's on]
TL140
Lifetime Supporting Member
Biggest joke I've heard is that if a machine is running fine for years and it breaks down, the program must have changed
mendonsy
Member
According to most customers it is always the program. The damaged wiring, missing sensors, and broken mechanical parts are never the problem.
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