elevmike said:
Havent you heard of chaos theroy? Everything has a pattern of sorts. The pattern is: that they are in constant & deterministic chaos.
I have got to learn about the chaos theory one of these days.
Some of my favorite engineer jokes. Note, this is totally and completely different from engineers that ARE jokes. I don't like any of them very much at all.
To an optimist, the glass is half full, to a pessimist, the glass is half empty, to an engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
In a university study, they asked teams from the Math, Engineering and Liberal arts departments the following question. Are all odd numbers prime, prove your answer.
The mathmetians answered: well, 1 is odd, and its prime, 3 is odd and its prime, 5 is odd and its prime, 7 is odd and its prime, but, 9 is odd and it is not prime, therefore all odd numbers are NOT prime.
The Engineers answered: well, 1 is odd, and its prime, 3 is odd and its prime, 5 is odd and its prime, 7 is odd and its prime, 9 is odd and it is not prime, 11 is odd and its prime, 13 is odd and its prime, 15 is odd and its not prime, 17 is odd and its prime, and 19 is odd and its prime. Therefore all odd numbers are prime, and 9 and 15 are statistical anomolies.
The Liberal Arts kids answered: Yes, all odd numbers are prime. 1 is odd, and its prime, 2 is odd and its prime, 3 is odd and its prime, 4 is odd ...
A bunch of engineers were at a conference telling jokes. One stands up and goes "Number 45!", and they all bust out laughing. Another stands and says, "Number 105", and the room erupts. Another one, goes, "Number 15", and there is some snorting heard. Then, one stands and says, "Num nu number fift, no thirty umm forty, no, six .... teen?" Silence. One engineer turns to another and says, "Poor Jim, he never could tell a joke"
-jeff