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Old March 11th, 2019, 01:13 AM   #1
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Funny phrases a PLC Automation engineer want on a T-Shirt

Being an Automation Engineer for quiet long time, what will be some funny phrases you want to wear on a T-shirt? I recently developed a hobby to design some T-shirts. Any input welcome.
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Old March 11th, 2019, 03:03 AM   #2
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I want a shirt with a knockoff logo of “intel inside” that says “intj inside”. It’s only applicable for about 2% of the general population, but that proportion is much higher in the engineering community. “intp inside” might suit the intel logo even better.

Anyone wondering what this is, search for Myers Briggs.

I could make one myself but I haven’t gotten a round tuit - another possible shirt of “tuit” in a circle.
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Old March 11th, 2019, 03:12 AM   #3
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"That's your control system."

"The program stopped working."

"There's an awful lot of valves closed on that hydraulic manifold."

"iFix?? No, you fix."

"Rockwell, others may do the same, but none will cost more."

I'm sure there are others...
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Old March 11th, 2019, 06:52 AM   #4
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"It never did that before..."

"It's been running for years, the program must have changed"

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Old March 11th, 2019, 06:58 AM   #5
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Old March 11th, 2019, 07:07 AM   #6
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Old March 11th, 2019, 07:55 AM   #7
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Old March 11th, 2019, 08:58 AM   #10
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Customer only sentence via phone/email: the PLC stopped working, fix it!
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Old March 11th, 2019, 09:07 AM   #11
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Old March 11th, 2019, 10:11 AM   #13
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Old March 11th, 2019, 10:34 AM   #14
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"it's been running for years, the program must have changed"

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