An oldie but ok
· Real Engineers consider themselves well dressed if their socks match.
· Real Engineers buy their spouses a set of matched screwdrivers for their birthday. .
· Rea! Engineers wear moustaches or beards for “efficiency" .Not because they're lazy.
· Real engineers have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words. Real Engineers think a "biting wit" Is their fox terrier.
· Real Engineers know the second law of thermodynamics -but not their own shirt size.
· Real Engineers repair their own cameras, telephones, televisions, watches, and automatic transmissions.
· Real Engineers say, “it’s 77 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and 298 degrees Kelvin," and all you say is “Isn't it a nice day."
· Real Engineers give you the feeling you're having a conversation with a dial tone or busy signal.
· Real Engineers wear badges so they don't forget who they are. Sometimes a note is attached saying "Don't offer me a ride today. 1 drove my own car."
· Real Engineers' politics run towards acquiring a parking space with their name on it and an office with a window.
· Real Engineers know the "ABC's of Infrared" from A to B.
· Real Engineers rotate their tires for laughs.
· Real Engineers will make four sets of drawings (with seven revisions) before making a birdbath.
· Real Engineers' briefcases contain a Phillips screwdriver, a copy of “Quantum Physics”, and a half of a peanut butter sandwich.
· Real Engineers don't find the above at all funny.
· Real Engineers consider themselves well dressed if their socks match.
· Real Engineers buy their spouses a set of matched screwdrivers for their birthday. .
· Rea! Engineers wear moustaches or beards for “efficiency" .Not because they're lazy.
· Real engineers have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words. Real Engineers think a "biting wit" Is their fox terrier.
· Real Engineers know the second law of thermodynamics -but not their own shirt size.
· Real Engineers repair their own cameras, telephones, televisions, watches, and automatic transmissions.
· Real Engineers say, “it’s 77 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and 298 degrees Kelvin," and all you say is “Isn't it a nice day."
· Real Engineers give you the feeling you're having a conversation with a dial tone or busy signal.
· Real Engineers wear badges so they don't forget who they are. Sometimes a note is attached saying "Don't offer me a ride today. 1 drove my own car."
· Real Engineers' politics run towards acquiring a parking space with their name on it and an office with a window.
· Real Engineers know the "ABC's of Infrared" from A to B.
· Real Engineers rotate their tires for laughs.
· Real Engineers will make four sets of drawings (with seven revisions) before making a birdbath.
· Real Engineers' briefcases contain a Phillips screwdriver, a copy of “Quantum Physics”, and a half of a peanut butter sandwich.
· Real Engineers don't find the above at all funny.
