Gas station story:
When I was in high school, like many, I did a stint as a gas jockey...
So one night this guy pulls up and fills some cans for his boat. Spills about 4 gals all over the drive, pays and drives off. The next guy pulls up and gets out of his car with a lit smoke. My partner runs out and yells NO SMOKING...So the guy tossing the smoke down and steps on it. Right in the gas puddle. This guy was blessed with incredable luck as it didnt light up the island, (just a small flash as he stepped on it). But he very shortly noticed his error and just about had a stroke. So he comes in to pay and I asked if he wanted some cigarettes also. He told me he just quit. (this guy bought cigs every visit before, but none after that night).
30 years later I still know the guy I was working with that night and we still both tell the tale of "almost".