Ned_Flanders
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Many years ago I had an ex Navy boss who foolishly said "If I haven't heard it before, I'll accept it".
Within a week one of my colleagues "had an insect bite on his toe, so couldn't get his safety boots on".
This was beaten today by one of my new colleagues, who was nearly 2 hours late because, "The battery was low in my key fob" - presumably the central locking to his elderly Nissan.
This low battery also stopped him going back into his house, picking up the phone and telling anyone he would be late to! (You could walk it in 45 minutes)
Any better excuses?
Within a week one of my colleagues "had an insect bite on his toe, so couldn't get his safety boots on".
This was beaten today by one of my new colleagues, who was nearly 2 hours late because, "The battery was low in my key fob" - presumably the central locking to his elderly Nissan.
This low battery also stopped him going back into his house, picking up the phone and telling anyone he would be late to! (You could walk it in 45 minutes)
Any better excuses?