I can clarify on the "you'll blow up your serial port !" issue.
MicroLogix 1000, 1200, and 1500 controllers all have a Channel 0 serial port that includes a +24V DC pin.
This pin was provided to power up interface devices like the 1761-NET-AIC, 1761-NET-DNI, and 1761-NET-ENI.
Because the presence of that voltage would damage an ordinary serial port, A-B used an unusual round Mini-DIN8 connector for the Channel 0 serial port of these controllers.
For the MicroLogix 1100 and 1400 controllers, A-B replaced that feature with pins for RS-485.
Any A-B controller with an ordinary 9-pin RS-232 port does not have a 24V power pin. This includes the SLC-5/03, SLC-5/04, SLC-5/05, all ControlLogix and all CompactLogix.
DH-485 network jacks also include a 24 volt supply pin, but have the disadvantage of looking to the uninformed like an Ethernet jack. It's actually fairly common for somebody to plug an SLC-5/03 controller into an Ethernet switch and let out the magic smoke.