Logic Jokey Stuff

bmw_apprentice · Mar 29, 2010

Hi all,

Been having a little giggle to ourselves in our office to an extremely old yet still amusing joke. The 2B or not 2B logic operation diagram.

I was wondering if anyone had any other kind of jokey logic operations like this.

Cheers all

bmw

Roy Matson · Mar 29, 2010

Is that a private joke or can you share?
Regards
Roy

mordred · Mar 29, 2010

check Ron Beauforts signature

Mickey · Mar 29, 2010

Roy Matson said:
Is that a private joke or can you share?
Regards
Roy

It's Ron Beaufort's signature.

Edit: mordred types faster then I do.

Bobbias · Mar 29, 2010

Heh, I noticed that myself, and had a good chuckle.

TConnolly · Mar 29, 2010

bmw_apprentice said:
I was wondering if anyone had any other kind of jokey logic operations like this.

Well there is this one, which is fairly well known:

There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who do not.

And the less well known follow up:

I have told that joke 1000 times and only 101 people got it, the other 11 had to have it explained to them.

daba · Mar 29, 2010

I used to have the excel equivalent...

=(OR(2B,NOT(2B))

wazzajnr · Mar 29, 2010

What about?

"The more idiot proof we make the software, the better the idiots the HR department hire!!!"

bmw_apprentice · Mar 29, 2010

Haha! I like the binary one... but the HR one has it for me. That definately made me laugh.

Ron Beauforts sig must be where i saw it, couldnt remember where...

TConnolly · Mar 29, 2010

Logic Gate Version

The Plc Kid · Mar 29, 2010

Don't forget about the t-shirt. http://www.cafepress.com/automationgeeks.125687331

Bobbias · Mar 29, 2010

wazzajnr said:
What about?

"The more idiot proof we make the software, the better the idiots the HR department hire!!!"

That's a joke? I thought that was life experience talking...

And good job Alaric with the logic gate version.

mordred · Mar 29, 2010

how about "Intelligent managers?"

Clay B. · Mar 29, 2010

One we use

We are an OEM and build alot of machines. We always hear from the higher ups that we need to standardize our equipment. Only problem is we never get the same spec requirments twice.

So our saying is "We build standard but different"

This one might be one of those "you have to be there to understand" though.

As far as the intelligent managers go: My favorite quote from one of those guys "The problem has to be either mechanical or electric"

I was real glad he narrowed it down for me. I knew then I could atleast elimate an "act of god"

mordred · Mar 29, 2010

Rofl least you got that answer I usually get "I don't know its broken "

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