Logic Jokey Stuff

[BITS N BYTES]

An argument between my wife and I:

I'm wrong or I'm not wrong = I'm wrong.

That's the best one yet, but had to use PLC programming to fully understand!!

Binary logic:-
1 AND 0 = 1
0 AND 1 = 1
1 OR 0 = 1
0 OR 1 = 1

An argument between my wife and I:-

I am wrong AND I am not wrong = I am wrong.
I am not wrong AND I am wrong = I am wrong.
I am wrong OR I am not wrong = I am wrong.
I am not wrong OR I am wrong = I am wrong.

You just can't win!!

 

[TheStarr]

An argument between my wife and I:

I'm wrong or I'm not wrong = I'm wrong.

I prefer the more theologic version:

If a man says something and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

 

[mordred]

guess that would depend on who answers the question a man or a woman lol

 

[TheStarr]

Ok, one more, but it isn't logic based.....

PLC programming is like s_e_x:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

 

[mordred]

my newest one after today " Can I ground short that sparky? "

 

[testsubject]

PEBKAC is one of my favorites. My old boss was fond of saying "this new machine is the same as an older machine, but different." He was serious when he said it.

 

[bmw_apprentice]

This cracked me up...

 

[Ron Beaufort]

local programmer makes good ...

I finally got a few spare minutes to read through this thread for the first time - and suddenly I discover that now I'm designing TEE shirts ... (post #11) ...

party on ...

 

[mordred]

Roflmao too bad your not getting any royalties from it lol

 

[Ron Beaufort]

that's what my chief financial advisor (wife) says about it too ...

 

[TConnolly]

This cracked me up...

That is a seriously funny strip. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[The Plc Kid]

I finally got a few spare minutes to read through this thread for the first time - and suddenly I discover that now I'm designing TEE shirts ... (post #11) ...

party on ...

How about this one http://www.cafepress.com/automationgeeks.125707752

The mug here is shameless but kinda funny. http://www.cafepress.com/automationgeeks.125727477

 

[TConnolly]

The mug here is shameless but kinda funny. http://www.cafepress.com/automationgeeks.125727477

 

[Eric Nelson]

Nice to see my little animated gif is still in circulation...



-Eric

 

[TConnolly]

Is that where that came from?
I didn't recall where I first saw it. Good job.


I only ever created just one animated GIF.