Your best answer for the following interview question:

[L D[AR2P#0.0]]

My stapedius

 

[Bering C Sparky]

Interviewer: "What would you say is your greatest weakness?"

Interviewee: "Honesty"

Interviewer: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."

Interviewee: "I don't give a s**t what you think!"

LMAO

You my friend would fit in just fine out here.

If a post ever deserved a "Like", this one would be it.

BCS

 

[Steve Bailey]

You my friend would fit in just fine out here.

Of all the supervisor's comments in my personnel file at one of my former employers the one I'm proudest of is the entry, "Is prone to inappropriate sarcasm". To which I replied, "There's no such thing as inappropriate sarcasm". It goes a long way toward explaining why I was self-employed for the last twenty years.

 

[robertmee]

Hookers and Blow....do I get the job?

 

[Jeev]

Hookers and Blow....do I get the job?

This is actually what I was going to post the first time

 

[John Morris]

Of all the supervisor's comments in my personnel file at one of my former employers the one I'm proudest of is the entry, "Is prone to inappropriate sarcasm". To which I replied, "There's no such thing as inappropriate sarcasm". It goes a long way toward explaining why I was self-employed for the last twenty years.

Once called a vendor, a sothern very conservative company. Receptionist answered, and I cracked wise saying I was "so and so from the southern gay rights committee, and was wondering if Clark (mechanical engineer) would be giving his support again this year".

She laughed so hard, she fell off her chain and chipped a bone in her elbow. My company caught wind and reprimanded me for " Inappropriate Jocularity" resulting in bodily injury.

Need to try that one next time I go drinking at the bar. Instead of fist fighting, maybe I can laugh them to death.

Na....................I'm not that funny

 

[ganutenator]

"Answering interview questions"

Your signature quote makes me happy every time I see it.

 

[gclshortt]

"What would you say is your biggest weakness?"

I work too hard.

 

[BITS N BYTES]

Whoever says that us Engineers are boring?
LMAO

 

[harryting]

Hookers and Blow....do I get the job?

You are hired!

I give points for honesty.

 

[jacoffey85]

"What would you say is your biggest weakness?"

I work too hard. I care too much. And sometimes I can be too invested in my job. - Michael Scott

 

[geniusintraining]

Two answers....

Math and Patron Tequila.... not in that particular order but I think you understand ; )

 

[NetNathan]

Assuming I am talking to someone who understands my job.

 

[Toine]

Cheeky, Nathan

 

[JasonTheSparky]

Assuming I am talking to someone who understands my job.

+1