Great.... are you saying that I should never post anything, son of a %$@# I need a shot
That said, lets add a couple more to your list...
Text (anyone)
Some you can...
Tell people how you
really feel
- Not a good idea...
Checking your work Email
- Count to 10...
Make a promise
- Estimates and possibilities... Let's see how it goes?
Having a serious conversation with your wife
- Not married, but girlfriends can be pure poison...
Online shopping
- Keep the girlfriends away from your CC's and info. Cash can be a good thing!
Get a tattoo
- Just get a stick on one or use plant based ink pen. One gal tested my recommendation out. Yep, glad it didn't stain and wore off quick. LOL
Pass out before others
- It never happened, but that night out at the strip club back in the late 80's was the last time I got into the JWR, CS, Jose, then frikin Asti-Spumanti and beer. Damn, that was painful the next few days!
Anything over 6 inches high
- Use to be an Iron Worker when younger... Fear of falling now has got my attention!
Stay away from anything sharp
- Got a new meat grinder. My buddy said watch your fingers. I can wire in an E-Stop. LOL
Try and train your dog a new trick
- They know and just laugh at you.
Cut your own hair
- Have many hats. I might say I do a better job than paid for haircuts, but eyeballing some of those fancy gizmos you need to keep your GF away from the CC's, otherwise we open up a salon. LOL