Logic Jokey Stuff

[PLCRookie]

"The problem has to be either mechanical or electric"

I was real glad he narrowed it down for me. I knew then I could atleast elimate an "act of god"

I always respond that it is mechanical..."the nut behind the desk is loose".

 

[mordred]

"gasket problem between the floor and the interface." is often my favourite expression

 

[OZEE]

Sounds like the PEBKAC and ID10T errors

 

[danny.michael]

So our saying is "We build standard but different"

Or as I like to say, "identically different".

 

[godfrey]

An argument between my wife and I:

I'm wrong or I'm not wrong = I'm wrong.

 

[mordred]

An argument between my wife and I:

I'm wrong or I'm not wrong = I'm wrong.

bet that hit it off well lol

 

[Eric Nelson]

An argument between my wife and I:

I'm wrong or I'm not wrong = I'm wrong.

You can shorten the scan time by using the "ALW_WRONG" bit...



-Eric

 

[Mike Lamond]

At ex-work (or maybe the one before that?), we had the JOEMATION circuit, named for its creator. Remember, this is an electrical circuit, not ladder logic.

     CR-1          CR-1

|----|\|-----------( )---|

    9   1        14   13

Mike

 

[Mickey]

At ex-work (or maybe the one before that?), we had the JOEMATION circuit, named for its creator. Remember, this is an electrical circuit, not ladder logic.

     CR-1          CR-1

|----|\|-----------( )---|

    9   1        14   13

Mike

Maybe a poll about what would actually happen with this circuit?

Would it chatter itself to death? Or not mechanically fast enough and just hummm?

 

[Jeebs]

Chatter itself to death. But it actually depends on the relay used. Tried quite a few and most chatter. (Used to be a very bored sparky)


"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots.
So far, the universe is winning"

So true.....

 

[bmw_apprentice]

I love all of this. The nut behind the desk is loose particularly tickled.

 

[daba]

PICNIC - Problem In Chair, Not In Computer.

 

[MikeW]

...As far as the intelligent managers go: My favorite quote from one of those guys "The problem has to be either mechanical or electric"

I was real glad he narrowed it down for me. I knew then I could atleast elimate an "act of god"

What? It's not a software problem? All the mechs and sparkies always blame me for the problem...

 

[Jnelson]

I particularly like "Don't Force It, Get A Bigger Hammer!"...

 

[Bobbias]

Not logic or sparkie related, but amusing enough anyway.

My friends and I learned the hard way: Never use a wrench for a socket's job. 1 bent snap-on wrench later.....

(long story short: we were removing a chair from a friend's jeep to get at the floor, someone had replaced one of the bolts with a much longer one that had a 11/16 nut on it. We had no 11/16 deep sockets... Oh, and the bending was by hand, no extensions/jery rigs involved, just brute force. One of my friends is scary.)