Ned_Flanders
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I don't have much spare time (Lots of ankle biters)but what I do have is used up by this fella. He's 7 monts old. Old English Sheepdog
I write gags and sketches for professional comedians. It is a thrill to see/hear my lines used on TV.
One of my latest was used on a show in the UK called 'The Royal Variety Performance 2010' and it made Prince Charles laugh.
There is the rub. Any gags I sell, I can't reveal or re-tell or resell. I do not own them anymore! (that is made crystal clear to me in the contract)Can you going to let us in on the joke?
There is the rub. Any gags I sell, I can't reveal or re-tell or resell. I do not own them anymore! (that is made crystal clear to me in the contract)
The fact is most top comedians buy gags from writers. One I occasionally write for buys a hundred at a time and then goes on tour with them.
Here is one I wrote that I thought had merit - but no one wanted it;
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a human being?
I don't know either because that farmer was really upset and set his dog on me.