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I want to use a group of plcs to make a machine. The machine will be a simple machine. A machine that makes hot dogs. Any ideas on how to do this I have only been able to make simle things like a LED blink at different speeds.I can creat the moving parts and the interface now how do I controle it ,any ideas
 
I have two one better with amps and the other beteer with speed/capabilities GE fanuc 90 microp and a just plain micro I dont have the rs422 to 232 adapter for the 90 series so you might just want to say I havea ge fanuc micro all the software ect.




oh it could be a hamburger machine but I thought starting with hotdogs would be more simple
 
Wouldn't a DCS be better suited for this application?

Seriously, if you need a place to start try writing an IO list. What's important?
Temperature(s)
Level(s)
Pressure(s)
Switch(es)
Indicator Lamp(s)
 
Perhaps we should use this thread to discuss how to design a control system step-by-step. I’ll leave blank steps, so others can comment. I know I left some holes.

10. Determine a need for your idea. Students and other academic types may skip this step.
Have hot dogs already been invented?
Is there a better hot dog?


20. Learn about your process.
How are hot dogs made?

30. Learn about the equipment for producing your product.
Microwave, oven, or grill?

40. Find a target audience your product or process.
Can you sell the hot dogs to anyone?
Does someone need a better hot dog?


50. Develop specifications and system requirements.
Foot long? Bun length?

60. Select a basic set of hardware that will meet your specifications.
DCS, PLC, Batch controller, Migrant worker?

70. Decide on a budget. This may change your hardware choices.

80. Generate a basic IO list and process description (50-80% design). This may also change your hardware choices.

90. Find a buyer.
Who wants a hot dog?

100. Begin the engineering that you budgeted for earlier. Refine your IO list, create project drawings, finalize specifications (90-99% design).

110. Purchase equipment.

120. While waiting for delivery, begin writing program code (50-80%).

130. Build panels and/or machines.

140. Download the programs and do a shop test of IO and program. (90-99%)

150. Ship and install the equipment.

160. Perform on-site test of IO and program.

170. Do a final start-up and training.

180. Save copies of all your final results! (100%)

190. Get customer to sign off on the project.

200. Deliver as-built drawings and documents (100% design).

210. Hold true to your warranty!

AK
 
akreel you missed a few critical steps...

160. Perform on-site test of IO and program.

165. Eat Hotdogs (quality control purposes).

170. Do a final start-up and training.

175. Eat Hotdogs (quality control purposes).

180. Save copies of all your final results! (100%)

185. Eat Hotdogs (quality control purposes).

190. Get customer to sign off on the project.

195. Eat Hotdogs (quality control purposes).

200. Deliver as-built drawings and documents (100% design).

205. Eat Hotdogs (quality control purposes).

210. Hold true to your warranty! unless of course you are ill from all the quality control you have undertaken...
 
Mustard and Onion Please!

I will be glad to take one bite out of each hot dog and bun for quality assurance.

Got the idea from an old (circa 1960) Little LuLu comic, where Tubby Tomkins had a chocolate bar factory and he personally took a bite out of each on to test it, then couldn't sell any.

Rick probably has the best idea.

Rube - There should be a traffic light, to control the customer waiting line!

regards.....casey
 
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akreel, very nice post, I will definitely add that to my reference material. However, there is a crucial step missing.

200. Deliver as-built drawings and documents (100% design).

201. Get paid
202. IF NOT GETPAID
THEN GOTO 200. (or lawyer)

210. Hold true to your warranty!


no i don't mean keep spamming them with drawings until they pay you.
 
kennyb said:
akreel, very nice post, I will definitely add that to my reference material. However, there is a crucial step missing.
Right, Kenny. I suppose I should also add

95. Do a backround check on your customer. Do they pay their bills?
 
Kennyb

Curiosity has finally got the better of me.....

Your avator, who is it??

Is it our old friend Mr MacGuyver? (did I spell that right?)

Or is it that person out of Bucks Fizz?

No! I don't mean Cheryl Baker!

Come on Kenny, spill the beans or, to keep this post in line with the thread subject, spill the hotdogs!!

Paul
 

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