A joke

[Firejo]

Please help urgently!!!
My PLC won't talk with my other PLC! What's wrong?










Please note this is a joke based off of a technical support call that I took (and have taken many times in the past).

 

[Doug-P]

Are you logged in?

 

[Firejo]

I can't log in, the power is out

 

[Doug-P]

I can't log in, the power is out

(suppressed laughter)

Can you drive to a location where power is available?

 

[Firejo]

You know this is a joke right?

 

[JeremyM]

Did you try turning it off and on again?

 

[GlenGineer]

OK I can guess what the problem is. The token probably fell out of your network connection....look around on the floor

 

[jraef]

Remove the battery, count to 37, hop on one foot for 3.45 minutes and put the battery back in. Then cycle the Run switch 7 times while singing "hallelujah".

This has worked for me in the past... twice.

 

[Firejo]

It's 8 times and I tried that already

 

[niek.t]

Have you tried counceling? it worked between my wife and me when we weren't talking to each other...

 

[Jeev]

Please help urgently!!!
My PLC won't talk with my other PLC! What's wrong?

I've seen this before. Have your PLC's been married for more than 10 years?

Have you tried counceling? it worked between my wife and me when we weren't talking to each other...

Damn! Beat me to it by 2 minutes!

 

[niek.t]

Damn! Beat me to it by 2 minutes!

 

[curlyandshemp]

Perhaps there a loose nut behind the keyboard.

 

[Aabeck]

And wasn't there a Tech Support guy fired from HP about 15 years ago for telling someone to take the not working computer back to the store he bought it from & tell them he was too stupid to own a computer (wouldn't power up in a building the power was turned off in - as mentioned earlier.)

 

[Doug-P]

You know this is a joke right?

Look, I'm just trying to help.